Getting Married Funny Quotes

“love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!” — zeenat. “before you marry a person you should first. Marlene dietrich “all tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage”;

Marriage is all about “what’s mine is yours” with the exception of the iron curtain that divides sides of the bed. And there are a plethora of amusing getting married quotes to prove it. “all men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.” —red skelton.

“the secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” —henny youngman.

Cindy garner “once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast”; Why funny marriage quotes are special at weddings “marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” jerry seinfeld when a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” molly mcgee “my most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.” Marlene dietrich “all tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage”;