Funny Old Man Quotes

• happy birthday to a relic from a bygone era. Men always worry about things women remember. There never was a man with such a face as yours, unless it was your father, and i suppose he is singeing his grizzled red beard by this time, unless you came straight from the old un without any father at all.

It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into. Men always worry about things women remember. There once was an old man of lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'why a third?'

I don't like your face.

Happy birthday old man funny: You look like an insufferable egotist. Men always worry about things women remember. 871 share old friends pass away, new friends appear.